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Sleepy Waltone 

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.
Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."
Sleepy Waltone by Waltonanator July 29, 2006
Related Words

Wattoned 

To spectacularly break or 'screw up' something which was quite happily working until this point
Wow, that's been Wattoned!!
Has he gone and Wattoned it again?!
You know when you've been Wattoned!
Wattoned by THE WATTONISER November 2, 2010

walstoned 

When you get a girl/guy stolen from you that you have been working on all night and your dont pay the person back for the drinks .
That fucker walstoned me
walstoned by ECGFT June 14, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026