Watszoned

When a person shows off or makes a smart-ass remark and all you can do is stare, nod, praise them, roll your eyes at them or a combination of the four. Seen frequently in BBC' Sherlock between Sherlock and John.

Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!

Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.

by Holmes, Sherlock Holmes. November 27, 2012

Watsonero

A name for someone from Watsonville, California.

Yo that guy over there is a Watsonero.

by NorCal408 May 5, 2020

watsoner

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?

"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."

by 8960 February 28, 2021

Watsoned

To be beaten by a computer at a game.

All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.

by mpWannaBe March 18, 2011

Wattoned

To spectacularly break or 'screw up' something which was quite happily working until this point

Wow, that's been Wattoned!!
Has he gone and Wattoned it again?!
You know when you've been Wattoned!

by THE WATTONISER November 2, 2010

walstoned

When you get a girl/guy stolen from you that you have been working on all night and your don’t pay the person back for the drinks .

That fucker walstoned me

by ECGFT June 14, 2018

Got Sydney Watson´d

When you sit between two fat people while on public transportation. They are so fat that they sit basically on their place and on yours at the same time.

Chad: " Ohh nooo look at Karl over there. He gets Sydney Watson´d on the plane."
Tyron;" Yeah he booked the secret 3-hour full body massage Australian program it seems"

The flight ends and Karl "Got Sydney Watson´d"

by Sir Lanz-a-lot October 15, 2022