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The Walmart Special 

The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.
Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.
The Walmart Special by Cow Fish October 3, 2006

Wal-Mart Special

A cheap knock-off of a name brand item, usually an item of poor quality. Though Wal-Mart is usually the origin of said item, a Wal-Mart special can come from any store.
1.) Jimmy wanted an iPod for Christmas, but his mom got him the Wal-Mart Special and it's already broke!

2.) Patrick: "Hey guys, check out the new rims on my car!"
Michael: "Wow, are those made of plastic? You must have cheaped out and got the Wal-Mart Special!"

walmart return specialists 

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.