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The Walmart Special 

The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.
Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.
The Walmart Special by Cow Fish October 3, 2006

Wal-Mart Special

A cheap knock-off of a name brand item, usually an item of poor quality. Though Wal-Mart is usually the origin of said item, a Wal-Mart special can come from any store.
1.) Jimmy wanted an iPod for Christmas, but his mom got him the Wal-Mart Special and it's already broke!

2.) Patrick: "Hey guys, check out the new rims on my car!"
Michael: "Wow, are those made of plastic? You must have cheaped out and got the Wal-Mart Special!"

walmart return specialists 

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026