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A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
by jmack February 25, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.
That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.
by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014
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When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck
yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat
by Angie612 February 09, 2020
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