Finart

finart (fin*art)
/fin/ˈärt/
A old person, usually with a bad demeanor. A older person that is always grumpy. Replaces old fart.

The old finart yelled at me for walking across her grass.
That old finart smells like depends.

by jayram1408 February 15, 2019

Rusty Trombone

rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.

trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.

What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.

"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."

by jayram1408 January 17, 2023

mofile

or mo-file. This is a combination of chomo and pedophile.

mo+file=mofile

Used to describe some one who looks like they have pedophile looking characteristics. Thick big glasses, usually over weight, may have a white panel van. Typically a social outcast with little to no experience with women. May still live at home with parents/grandparents in the basement. Prison slang word

"He looks like a chomo", "ya he fits the mofile".

by jayram1408 January 11, 2013

Pronouner

A person with a sexual identity crisis, a person who gets their gender confused and thus want to confuse everyone else by making you call them by there preferred pronoun. A "pronouner."

Often found at Antifa rallies, college safe spaces and gay pride parades.

"Hello sir how are you doing today?" ... "It's MAM, understand it's MAM!!!" The pronouner yelled at me. "I didn't know you were a pronouner."

by jayram1408 October 16, 2022

Nig Nog

Funny way to describe a black person without saying the "N" word.

Look at what that nig nog is wearing, he looks like he stole his big brothers clothes and is wearing them. I know, why do nig nogs always want to wear shirts that look like night gowns?

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

Chomes

Taking the word Chomo and Homes to combine for chomes. A way to tease ones friends basically telling them they are the child molesting hommie.

Me to my friend, "Cops get your panel van again chomes? ". Friends response as we both laugh"shut up you Cleveland clown."

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

Piece

This needs to be explained better. It's all in the setting used. For example looking at women. "That's a nice piece (piece of ass)." When talking about weapons, "You got a piece?" A firearm. When it's a person you don't like. This is usually preceded buy an adjective. "He is a big old piece (piece of shit)." Can be a place or location but is usually not one's own residence or a friend's as it has negative overtones. "Look at all the dope fiends up in this piece (shooting gallery or crack house)." When using drugs and will be specific to the type being used. "I got some shards (crystal meth) you got a piece? (incense burner or glass bubble pipe used for smoking meth)."

How about all at once... I was up at the homies piece (shitty apartment) when his piece (his bitch) came and grabbed my piece (my dick) and said "hit this piece (a pipe with meth in it) then you can hit this piece" (her piece of ass).when homie walked out and seen it happen and started getting crazy up in his piece (apartment) so I pulled out my piece (firearm) and told him "PEACE OUT." (I'm leaving and don't want no trouble)

by jayram1408 June 09, 2023