Roll of Wallpaper 

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Texas Wallpaper 

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

Texas Wallpaper by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015

relationship wallpaper 

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

relationship wallpaper by loulud79 November 6, 2009

Living Wallpaper 

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

Living Wallpaper by The iRan February 4, 2009

wallpaper pants 

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

wallpaper pants by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

scraping wallpaper 

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

scraping wallpaper by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

Wallpaper View by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011