wallmost

Some one who look Wally /Waldo but isnt

Is that Wally over there... I Na wallmost

by Bwaycool September 7, 2018

walmost

Something you use in the place of almost when you are drunk texting.

A.)Nothingg just on the floor laughing at nothing in particular

B.)Awesome man, I walmost died!

by Heath'rs May 14, 2011

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

wallmouth

oral sex through a glory hole

after work, steve stopped off at the bookstore to get a nut in some wallmouth.

by pitbrat August 4, 2003

walmost

When you come close to doing something at walmart shortened to walmost

I walmost bought that.

by Mormon walmart goer May 21, 2011

Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.

KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

wallmaster

a denizen of dungeons in the legend of zelda series. if pwned by one of these creepy monstrosities, you will be sent to the beginning of the dungeon.

omg! thats the twelfth time that wallmaster got me! this sucks!!!

by 3mo Pwny Association October 30, 2010