walmost

Something you use in the place of almost when you are drunk texting.

A.)Nothingg just on the floor laughing at nothing in particular

B.)Awesome man, I walmost died!

by Heath'rs May 14, 2011

walmost

When you come close to doing something at walmart shortened to walmost

I walmost bought that.

by Mormon walmart goer May 21, 2011

wallmost

Some one who look Wally /Waldo but isnt

Is that Wally over there... I Na wallmost

by Bwaycool September 7, 2018

Walmortified

The condition when you are both disgusted with the Class of shoppers at Walmart AND realize you are shopping at Walmart too. You too are one of the smelly Walmart people.

I walked past a woman shopping at Walmart and was overwhelmed by the smell of cigarettes and sweat. I was disgusted mortified and aware of the stereotype of people who shop at Walmart. Then it happened, I was Walmortified when I realized that I was shopping at Walmart too.

by Luke812 October 18, 2018

Walmort

A reference to family guys mort goldman pharmacy goldmans pharmacy as a joke on Jewish like of money

God dammit this place is such a walmort

by Not Liam walenius February 8, 2019