The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.
I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory
by wallposttheory July 24, 2010
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