wallee 

Definition: The posting of a message on a public internet wall, such as facebook.

Function: noun, developing usage as a verb as well.

Usage: often attributive.

Etymology: New English, wallee.

noun form: "I read the wallee your old roommate posted today, yeesh!"

verb form: "Check it out, I walleed you."

plural: wallees. As in: "Wow, Adam Sandler posted two wallees on my facebook today. I will never erase them."

wallee by Holderness dad April 19, 2009

phone-keys-wallet 

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wallet rape 

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Walletosis 

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

Prison wallet 

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016

waldee 

Someone that is a "STEVE" and wears a bunch of neck shirts

Look at this "Waldee".

waldee by AHAHAHWALDEE February 23, 2015

walletfuck 

When a captive audience of consumers, such as concertgoers or tourists, wind up paying through the nose for low quality food or merchandise.

You can't escape a helluva walletfuck in these little beach town shops and restaurants.

walletfuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2017