walkertown 

a little town with about 1500 people who are basicly all related it's baisically the new west virginia. where evryone is still excited about north carolina getting the lottery in their state so they can all go spend their hard earned money they made at the brand new wendy's. great, now they cant afford mayballine make up from eckerds were every holiday you have to ask how many are coming cause they keep procreating. if you asked someone from walkertown how many cousins they had you'd be sitting on their couch for a week. everyone in walkertown still goes to the local roses to buy some half priced, off-brand clothes and jewelry. where if you wanted to go do some "real" shopping you would have to drive about 15 minutes to wal-mart or the newly built target in kernersville. where if you want to get a decent gift you have to wait in rush hour traffic because the whole towns out on the streets around 3 p.m. i think about the best looking buildings in walkertown are the library and the new "shopping" strip containing lows foods and el maguey; a surprisingly great mexican resturaunt where all of the guys that work their act like they have known you forever. their only working their because walkertown is so hick they accept anything even flirty wiaters. but the best thing about walkertown is that whatever your day was like you have at least 100 people to retell it to.

Billy: So were you going for winter break?
Jon: My aunts in walkertown.
Billy:How many people coming?
Jon: The Whole Town!

walkertown by amanda & meredyth May 30, 2006

walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.

Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

walkertown high school by Dumb country 1445 August 8, 2016

Walkerton 

A small town located in midwestern Ontario, with a successful junior c hockey club and two small high schools. It is a common misconception that Walkerton has tainted water, much like the confusion as to whether all Canadians live in igloos.

Alex: "It has been said that the Walkerton dam is a excellent location to dispose of a body" Ryan: "Yes, the strong current will allow it to travel to Paisley"

Walkerton by randem_nam March 30, 2010

Watertown 

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.

Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.

Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

Watertown, MA 

A suburb of Boston filled with Armenian residents, places, stores... and more places with Armenians!

The oldest Armenian Language school is in Watertown, MA

Watertown, MA by YourShadowedDestiny February 21, 2011

Watertown Wi 

A town in southern wisconsin, mostly filled with wangsters and farmers.

Yo dawg, i fromizzle Watertown WI

Watertown Wi by Kaiteruddy January 19, 2009

Watertown SD 

The greatest and worst place on earth. At the same time you love it and at the same time you hate it. It's one extremely life changing place. If you were to live/live near Watertown SD you would be considered one of the most BA people ever to set foot on Earth. Entering the city limits is like being transported to a world of bacon and Dragon Ball Z. Many have visited and left with no soul because it remains trapped in the forsaken land of Watertown SD. The town is ultimately the sickest yet most certifiably insane location in the universe.

One time I went to Watertown SD and have never been the same since

Watertown SD by Piccolo69 April 13, 2011