the sound it makes when i punch you. originated from combining Dave Chapelle's laugh (wakakakaka) with the sound it makes when i punch you. waka-douche!
by me-th_ink-eth March 3, 2010
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Jack: Dude she gave me aids!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
Ted: Man you should of Wadouched!
Dewayn: Man that Wadouche saved me from that asip sip sipalish.
Devlyn: Man you just got Wadouched!
by Jack Toffa December 1, 2010
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man 1: "oprah rocks my world, man"
man 2: "whatadouche"
(other people standing around laugh at man 1)
man 1: "excuse me?"
man 2: "whatadouche"
(other people standing around laugh at man 1)
man 1: "excuse me?"
by B.E. Prater April 22, 2008
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by BrandenForever January 14, 2010
Get the Webadouche mug.a noun, given to a male who exemplified douchebagory by doing something douchebagish i.e. cheating on a girl with another girl. kicking crippled kids or punching midgets. basically any action thats youd look at the douche and say "WHATADOUCHE"
by bigtex75 June 23, 2010
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Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."
Girl #1: umm why?
Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
Girl #1: umm why?
Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
by The Wriggling Wiggler September 9, 2012
Get the Wikidouchebag mug.A guy who runs a "leaks" site, forever claiming moral high ground while chastising Amnesty International and blaming them and the press for not paying him an astounding $700k to conceal the names of civilians that will soon be dying (thanks to his not concealing them).
by left coasty August 13, 2010
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