Wahlberg

Funniest funkin man alive.

C that Wahlberg, he's so fuckin funny.

by 09er pride October 4, 2015

Mark Wahlberg

A racist, untalented piece of shit who committed violent hate crimes against multiple Vietnamese men and only decided to "apologize" for it three decades later in an attempt to get his felony record expunged so he could acquire a liquor license for his shitty restaurant.

If you want a true testament to how phony his apology was, just look at his work; virtually every movie and television show that he's involved with vilifies and mocks Asian people, particularly Asian men.

The mainstream media pushes the narrative that he's a "changed man," and all the lemmings believe it, but his projects show that he's the same hateful lowlife he always was.

If Mark Wahlberg gets hit by a bus, an angel will get its wings.

by Donald Scum November 13, 2018

the wahlberg

A move named for stimulating a woman's vagina while riding an old wooden rollercoaster.
The term is derived from a scene in the movie Fear.

Jeff: So I was riding the rickety rollercoaster with my lady the other day and started playing with her vag.

Ryan: So you gave her the Wahlberg huh?

by CarPal October 27, 2013

Donnie wahlberg

To define him is impossible but he is the defender of #bhlove an awesome husband to Jenny McCarthy loving father / step father ,brother son, and all around awesome human

It's a Donnie wahlberg thing you wouldn't understand .,🤗

by BhNoel May 17, 2018

going Wahlberg

To wear jeans without a shirt, like Mark Wahlberg.

All my shirts stink, screw it, going Wahlberg.

by cinq-dix July 27, 2011

Going Wahlberg

Verb: to become simultaneously angry and confused (such as the actor Mark Wahlberg)

A: Man, that guy's smashing up the place, he looks pretty confused about it all!
B: Shit, he's going Wahlberg.

by PeanutDuck May 19, 2011

mark wahlberg

sexy model turned rapper to actor

i would love to marry that sexy mark wahlberg

by Sexy diva December 3, 2007