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a shortened word for 'vape' which is a name for an electronic cigarette.

often people use this to search it up on tiktok and dont want to get in trouble or something
bob: hey what does vpe mean?

sally: it means vape, but shortened for some reason

bob: haha they must be nic addicts lol
vpe by zophie June 1, 2022
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Vpenmos: venomous or poisonous, to describe a thing or a item or a chessy punch line
“Is your snake vpenmos” or “is your toad vpenmos” or “is your spider vpenmos” or “did you vpenmos this (food or drink item)” or “are you vpenmos cuz you look cute”
Vpenmos by Vpenmos girl June 16, 2021

VPedrettisexual 

Pretty in love with Victoria Pedretti because of her characters on Netflix and how she runs
I’m VPedrettisexual, that’s all

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When you slam your head on the keyboard
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Vpetismus 

When you make a numerical mistake because of some unknown reason, probably because of stress.

Could be synonymous with numerical brainfart.
Subject A : "How did the exam go?"

Subject B : "I had the finest case of Vpetismus. For some reason my brain thought that 3 to the power of 2 is 6."
Vpetismus by Fallperino June 27, 2017
The best way of saying someone fucked up real bad
Ebooz just huffed that whole lynx can that’s vped as

Max just did crack that’s vped as
VPED by Ebooz da king September 24, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026