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Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!
by deathb4aol March 19, 2006
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The act of urinating the morning after a booty call followed by an immediate pass out.
The shape of the "V" is what you'll see as you pee half in the toilet and half in either a trash can, bath tub, or the floor next to the toilet.
Normal cause of this action would be the leftover nut still left in the tip of your penis.
Damn, I went over to Cheryl's house last night at midnight, banged the crap out of her, and passed out. This morning I woke up with a case of V Pee and it went all over her bathroom!
by j-funk May 30, 2007
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The extended and usually impressive act of urination that occurs after excessive consumption of V energy drinks (and anything laden with caffeine).
It was no slash and dash buddy - that was a V-pee!
by Sir Dillie December 10, 2007
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