votive
votive by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005
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Votive candle
Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
Votive candle by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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votive • Votive candle • Vel-votive • Turkey day votive • vetiver • vocivert • Voived • Vojive • volive • votie
Vel-votive
An extraordinary cheese product which when heated dissipates away like a votive candle leaving only the smell of cheese behind. Sadly any attempt to eat of this cheese is in vain. Cold consumption results in vomiting while warm consumption results in the complete disappearance of said cheese substitute.
I picked up one of those microwave ham and cheese sandwiches. Sadly the air was filled with Vel-votive while my sandwich was not.
Vel-votive by tyaughter March 24, 2010
Turkey day votive
When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
Turkey day votive by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Votivated
In terms of Presidential Candidacy, motivation and public endorsement is endowed with in the person to spread their message and make themselves and others vote.
Votivated by Millhouse Dingleberry March 27, 2008
vetiver
From the band Vetiver.
Kids from the upper class wearing vintage stuff to look like their grandpas and grandmas ( overzised knitted stuff or tartan shirts ), listenning to alt music, are against mainstream things, study art at school, are keen on smoking pot sometimes with a glass of red wine. Obama changed their lives.Morrissey is their hero. Sean Lennon too.
Girls don't like to wear make up and wash their hair twice a week. They like to take Polaroid of themselves in front of a farm.They only read second hand books with a strong smell . A poster of Frida Kahlo's portait is stuck upon their beds.
They're hipsters, without the American Apparel-Cobrasnake-Scene-Electro touch.
Kids from the upper class wearing vintage stuff to look like their grandpas and grandmas ( overzised knitted stuff or tartan shirts ), listenning to alt music, are against mainstream things, study art at school, are keen on smoking pot sometimes with a glass of red wine. Obama changed their lives.Morrissey is their hero. Sean Lennon too.
Girls don't like to wear make up and wash their hair twice a week. They like to take Polaroid of themselves in front of a farm.They only read second hand books with a strong smell . A poster of Frida Kahlo's portait is stuck upon their beds.
They're hipsters, without the American Apparel-Cobrasnake-Scene-Electro touch.
votie
The teeny-tiny little stub of paper that falls out when you poke the hole in the ballot. Also known as chad.
After I filled out my absentee ballot, I had to get on my knees and pick all the voties off the carpet.
A lot of people who voted for Al Gore for prez didn't get their ballots counted because there were still little swinging voties over some of the holes.
A lot of people who voted for Al Gore for prez didn't get their ballots counted because there were still little swinging voties over some of the holes.
votie by weirdy weirdy woo-woo November 10, 2003
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