2 definitions by tyaughter

floofing

Similar to fluffing or to fluff however to a severe degree

Tyler was floofing his beard till the loss and eventual expiration of a poodle.

by tyaughter February 9, 2010

Vel-votive

An extraordinary cheese product which when heated dissipates away like a votive candle leaving only the smell of cheese behind. Sadly any attempt to eat of this cheese is in vain. Cold consumption results in vomiting while warm consumption results in the complete disappearance of said cheese substitute.

I picked up one of those microwave ham and cheese sandwiches. Sadly the air was filled with Vel-votive while my sandwich was not.

by tyaughter March 24, 2010