drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017
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pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.
She got the pick of the litter.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
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do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#
Do your shitin at home.
by Kuehlstein May 07, 2018
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Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.
That is my continental story.
by Kuehlstein May 08, 2018
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Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.
I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.
by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018
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we know what you did

You see an expecting mother and you think we know what you did.
We know what you did mother to be.
by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018
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