Meat and potato

Weightlifting lingo

My benchpress is nicknamed meat and potato

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.

by Kuehlstein May 08, 2018

Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

pick of the litter

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 07, 2018

Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018