Talking to tv cameraman to move the lense down on a pretty lady on tv.
Pan down brother
A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that
I'll take that.
You sleep with a friends wife and she says take it to the grave.
Take to the grave
When girlfriend wants a little sexiepoo.
You owe me one boyfriend
To scare someone with a sound.
Repairman drilling into water wall. You say psssss like a water leak.
Nickname for NFL. Not for long.
I didn't last long in the nfl.
You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.