To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.

I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.

Voltabate by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

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Vootard

Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.

He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)

Vootard by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022

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Voltaire

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

Voltaire by clockerb August 23, 2011

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Voot me up

The term used mostly by XXXTentacion. Meaning boot me up. The act of hyping oneself up. The V replaces the letter B.

Can you all voot me up for my concert tomorrow?

Voot me up by FreeXWolf January 17, 2017

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