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A tall guy that seems fine on the inside but is dead on the inside. Gets board easily, loves jokes and has a super big schlong which he know how to use in sexual activities
Person 1:OMG look at him he’s so funny he has to be a Vojta!

Person 2:AND he’s a beast in bed too.
vojta by Jeen October 1, 2018
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one of a kind.
Genuine, handsome and incredibly hot guy with an unique personality and strong principles you have to respect in order to get along with him. He's got great taste in music, he's creative, clever and funny. You just can’t be bored with this guy!
I have never met a guy this attractive.
Well, he must be a Vojta then.
Vojta by iceall January 23, 2019
He is so tall and unpredictable. Very extroverted and introverted at the same time. You can rely on him, but it depends on his day, if he is enough energized to help you, mostly not.
Has some specialty on his body (we are speaking about long hair for example, not that gigantic snake that he has between his legs and wants to punish you with him).

He makes you laugh even in your worsts periods of your live.
I would add that the one I currently know for ages is very hyperactive or extremely tired, nothing between.
A: ooh did you saw him?!
B: no! Who is it?
A: that’s vojta ofc!!!
Vojta by Veroo_heppy November 21, 2021
He is very smart and big dick. He is on 100% Vojta
VOJTA by Vojta je legenda November 23, 2021
Vojta is buzerantos. Chal kar calo dzives but he will always be your friend to talk drbi with. Vojta is very shady he will always talk behind your back but the important thing is that he will always lizinel tiro fukos. Ajso pedofilos hino ze ani napachaha, dziginkerel ciknore cavore.
Vojta will you come to my house? I’m lonely
Vojta he tiro cikno pral kode hino tis?
Vojta by Pico March 21, 2022
Vojta is a person very likely to have had intercourse with, same sex and enjoyd it, HOW ever he is very afraid to jump out of the closset, But that is not an issue cuz he always knows hes best friend is there to speak to him about his problems.
He is such a “vojta”

This means he is gay and afraid to show it.
Vojta by Petra_vojtasMOM June 15, 2022