vomcident

An incident involving accidental, projectile vomit.

On his way to a concert, drunken Al had a vomcident in a cab.

by maxtherocket January 22, 2015

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Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

by VinDSL April 29, 2021

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vincident

An incident or occurence involving someone named Vincent.

Oh my god! Did I tell you about the vincident I had yesterday??

by swedishmeatballs November 22, 2011

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Vincident

A surpirsing and somewhat frustrating incident or event caused by a certin Vincent (noun).

Q: What happened to the Champagne glass?
A: There was a 'vincident'.

'Someone being thrown into a pool immediatlely upon arrival'.

by Tacka July 4, 2012

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Vincident

An act perpetrated by one called Vinny. Usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. The reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the shit out of a copy machine. On occasion, police assistance may be needed to taser the miserable bastard. Almost always, he'll use the excuse of his "condition" to get out of being arrested.

Man did you see what Vinny did to the copy machine??!? It ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it. He ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.

by Bangboy February 10, 2010

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