vomment
Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.
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vomment
a mixture of the words "vommit" and "comment". Usually refers to people who post stupidly long comments on facebook which resemble a vommit of poorly thought through ideas and meaningless garble.
Nathan: "Did you see Eric's vomment on his own status?"
Stephen: "Yeah. 90% or his facts were wrong and his points didn't even make sense."
Nathan: "It was almost as if he puked all over his own status."
Stephen: "Yeah. 90% or his facts were wrong and his points didn't even make sense."
Nathan: "It was almost as if he puked all over his own status."
vomment by Jonathan Moron February 13, 2014
vommented
(Fig1) Dave: Hey John did you see that fat cow Sarah vommented on your post.
John: Yeah I did she's always talking shit.
(Fig2) Post: the weather is good today.
Sweaty Mike: Not like you go out often enough to know.
John: Yeah I did she's always talking shit.
(Fig2) Post: the weather is good today.
Sweaty Mike: Not like you go out often enough to know.
vommented by Got Ice Tea January 11, 2015
vomment
1) When something someone posts in response to your social media posts truly irritates you to the point of near illness.
2) When a frenemy--the last person whose opinion you care about--posts repeatedly on all of your important social media posts.
3) When you can't think of any reaction other than to become physically ill in response to someone's post. Each additional post about a similar topic only makes it worse--a more biting betrayal of all that is holy and good.
2) When a frenemy--the last person whose opinion you care about--posts repeatedly on all of your important social media posts.
3) When you can't think of any reaction other than to become physically ill in response to someone's post. Each additional post about a similar topic only makes it worse--a more biting betrayal of all that is holy and good.
vomment by Hapaxlegomenon123 May 11, 2014
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