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Vowsh
The alt-right alter ego of libertarian socialist streamer Vaush. Vowsh is the exact opposite of Vaush, touting a slim build and a love for France. Originally coined from a common mispronunciation of Vaush.
Something ain't right here, slim build, baguettes in hand, spouting racial slurs? This ain't Vaush, this is Vowsh.
Vowsh by Gelatenousfelines888 February 15, 2021
Voush
When one lacks the skills required to bed a women or is too shy and/or inexperienced to understand that she wants to engage in sexual relations.
1. Why are you such a Voush? just take her home already.
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!
3. Voush!
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!
3. Voush!
Vorshtein
A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?
Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.
Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.
Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?
Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..
Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?
Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.
Elaine: But, what is the comment.
Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.
Elaine: No it isn't.
Mr. Elinoff: Pun?
Elaine: I don't think so.
Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?
Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?
Mr Elinoff: No.
Elaine: Then why did you print it?
Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.
Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.
Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?
Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..
Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?
Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.
Elaine: But, what is the comment.
Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.
Elaine: No it isn't.
Mr. Elinoff: Pun?
Elaine: I don't think so.
Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?
Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?
Mr Elinoff: No.
Elaine: Then why did you print it?
Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
Vorshtein by I Cheat at Words With Friends December 19, 2011
Volhalla
Don't Matter Go Vols
Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV
Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.
Don't Matter Go Vols by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018
Volheimed
The act of getting bent over and screwed at the last minute by your boss without the G-d damn common courtesy of a reacharound.
It's 6:30pm. You're just about to leave the office when your boss calls and asks you to meet him at the airport so you can do something he was supposed to do three days ago. In disbelief you turn to your coworker who, with out hesitation says, "Dude, you've just been Volheimed."
Volheimed by South Florida Volheim Youth March 14, 2005