Vorshtein 

A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.

Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.

Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.

Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?

Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..

Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?

Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Elaine: But, what is the comment.

Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.

Elaine: No it isn't.

Mr. Elinoff: Pun?

Elaine: I don't think so.

Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?

Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?

Mr Elinoff: No.

Elaine: Then why did you print it?

Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.

Vorshtein by I Cheat at Words With Friends December 19, 2011

volstein 

Noun: a thing that is inexplicably funny

The word originated from an episode of the TV show Seinfeld in which a character does not find a New Yorker cartoon funny. She confronts the editor of the New Yorker, and he says that it is "volstein."

That joke is volstein, I have no idea why it's funny.

volstein by BackgroundoftheDream October 17, 2013

vonstein

A family that’s kicks so much ass your rectum bleeds

Bro did you see that fight there definitely a Vonstein

vonstein by Beenis June 20, 2022

Kaden Vonstein 

Kaden Vonstein is one of if not the sexiest men alive. He’s known for his stunning long hair and super charming personality, not to mention how good he looks on a motorcycle. A badass on a dirtbike and a badass mfer in bed. Any woman would be lucky to have a man as great as the Kaden Vonstein. I know all this about Kaden Vonstein because he is me, I’m Kaden Vonstein the one writing this. I think I’m badass. Thank you for your time.

Wow that dudes awesome he just saved a family from a burning building, he’s almost as cool as Kaden Vonstein

Kaden Vonstein by Beenis January 27, 2025