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When one lacks the skills required to bed a women or is too shy and/or inexperienced to understand that she wants to engage in sexual relations.
1. Why are you such a Voush? just take her home already.
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!

3. Voush!
Voush by Yeeee May 5, 2014
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Vorshtein 

A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.

Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.

Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?

Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..

Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?

Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Elaine: But, what is the comment.

Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.

Elaine: No it isn't.

Mr. Elinoff: Pun?

Elaine: I don't think so.

Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?

Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?

Mr Elinoff: No.

Elaine: Then why did you print it?

Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
When you are so drunk that you are vomiting and shitting at the same exact time.
When I have to vomshit I make sure to sit on the toilet with a plastic bag in front of me, that way its the best of both worlds and I won't vomit or poop on the floor.
vomshit by cookiepoops June 16, 2009
to say that you're gonna show up somewhere then blow it off at the last minute.
Poor guys waited for her at the airport to just find out she volshed
volsh by No way June 23, 2005

Vomsharted 

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time
Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!
Vomsharted by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023
To get or to be extremely drunk.
EXAMPLE:
Cat #1: Did you get everything?
Cat #2: Yeah, I got two cases of Heinekin, six bottles of wine and four liters of tequila. We 'bout to get vooshed!

EXAMPLE 2:
Dude, I was so vooshed when I left the party last night I woke-up this afternoon with vomit in my coat pocket.
vooshed by HuskyMiller April 6, 2008