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Usually has one defining feature about him e.i. Hight, hair, intelligence ect.
Also usually is very good in sexual activities.
Person 1: OMG look at him, he’s an absolute Vojta.

Person 2: Yeah, but have you been in bed with him, he’s a beast.
Vojta by Jeen October 1, 2018
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A tall guy that seems fine on the inside but is dead on the inside. Gets board easily, loves jokes and has a super big schlong which he know how to use in sexual activities
Person 1:OMG look at him he’s so funny he has to be a Vojta!

Person 2:AND he’s a beast in bed too.
vojta by Jeen October 1, 2018
one of a kind.
Genuine, handsome and incredibly hot guy with an unique personality and strong principles you have to respect in order to get along with him. He's got great taste in music, he's creative, clever and funny. You just can’t be bored with this guy!
I have never met a guy this attractive.
Well, he must be a Vojta then.
Vojta by iceall January 23, 2019
He is so tall and unpredictable. Very extroverted and introverted at the same time. You can rely on him, but it depends on his day, if he is enough energized to help you, mostly not.
Has some specialty on his body (we are speaking about long hair for example, not that gigantic snake that he has between his legs and wants to punish you with him).

He makes you laugh even in your worsts periods of your live.
I would add that the one I currently know for ages is very hyperactive or extremely tired, nothing between.
A: ooh did you saw him?!
B: no! Who is it?
A: that’s vojta ofc!!!
Vojta by Veroo_heppy November 21, 2021

vojtaborec 

me
I am vojtaborec
vojtaborec by VojtaBorec May 27, 2022

Vojta Svoboda 

One of a kind, absolute beast in sexual activites. Weed and Apex enjoyer. Omega chad handsome spieces.
You’re Vojta Svoboda.
Omg ur such a cool guy like Vojta Svoboda.
Vojta Svoboda by Bordzoo November 21, 2021
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