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Vlabcofign

Another word that can be used for the word "blackmail", "photos", or "bamboozlement", preferably in all caps to show emotion, the correct spelling of blackmail

phonetically said: Vlab-coffin
"I HAVE VLABCOFIGN OF YOU"
Vlabcofign by Axle Hates Zucchini August 16, 2023
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Vlackenspuel

A triangular Waffle/Pancake made because you don't have a working waffle iron, or you just want the delicacy of having a waffle, so you refuse to make pancakes. These are made in triangular sandwitch makers. Chocolate chips are added in, but only if the person is highly skilled in doing so. DON'T ADD GRAVY.
Tabby and I made vlackenspuels last night because the waffle iron wasn't working, but we wouldn't settle for pancakes.
Vlackenspuel by Boscar January 3, 2010
godly aura. To be extra good at anything that you are considered a God in that field
Mark is so Vlack when it comes to landing a deal
Vlack by anonymous April 22, 2021
Very nice and genuine guy that has a really big dick. He is also funny and handsome
Girl 1: Hey have you talked to vlaicu recently?
Girl 2: No but I saw him yesterday and he was so hot, I just wanna get railed by him.
vlaicu by totallynotvl November 21, 2021

vlack magic 

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo
Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"
vlack magic by David Profittt July 12, 2016
A rare disease in which a person looses all control of their vocal cords. It usually starts at birth and worsens until it reaches a crescendo slightly after puberty. Its a very rare and deadly disease that affects friends and family. Symptoms include likeliness to grow a beard as well as the inability to control curse words. If you know this disease keep them away from women you like because there is the slight chance they will yell it on accident, football games, and never at anytime let them go into movie theaters where women are wearing dresses!!!
The nurse had a stern and concerned look on her face when the doctor told her she had to tell the parents that their child had a case of the Vlach. The parent cried in agony for hours late after they found out.
Vlach by vlach123 January 10, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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