vissue 

a technical glitch specific to the Windows Vista operating system.

I just installed a bunch of updates and my media player is all jumpy.

Must be a vissue.

vissue by Placenta Claus February 5, 2010

visued

To get fucked over by your employer because they don't care about anything but themselves.

Ted had tickets for the game tonight but got visued into working.

visued by Hugs and kisses xoxo October 27, 2015

Visser

(v): To masturbate in university buildings.

"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"

Visser by coke1221 October 7, 2011

Vissed

A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.

Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?

Vissed by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

vissenbjerg

Vissenbjerg is the city for the biggest hustlers and thugs. its known for the motorcykelgangs and the sales of weed on the streets, dont talk shit in Vissenbjerg if u dont want to get beat'n op

These Vissenbjerg C Guys are LIIIIIIT, so much gang shit

vissenbjerg by GANGAGNGganggabnggagagagagagag August 20, 2018

Vissenberg 

someone hoe likes fishing on mountains and has gray hair and a grey beard. he is also a biologie teacher

Fucking ring ring ring...
Person: What are you doing
Mr Vissenberg: Just fishing on a mountain while teaching biologie

Vissenberg by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

vissenbjerg

A place more dangerous than you could imagine, its filled with top tier hoes, but you gotta get theough the “Vissenbjerg thugs” first.
It yearly brings the most dangerous people from all “Fyn” to the city festival, “Røverfest” this is known to be the most dangerous city in all Europ while the festival is happening.

Guy 1:Bro, i just began writing with this hawt Vissenbjerg hoe

Guy 2: step carefully bro, if you mess up, she gonna send the Vissenbjerg thugs after you, and then you dead.

vissenbjerg by GANGAGNGganggabnggagagagagagag March 26, 2020