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To get fucked over by your employer because they don't care about anything but themselves.
Ted had tickets for the game tonight but got visued into working.
visued by Hugs and kisses xoxo October 27, 2015
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(v): To masturbate in university buildings.
"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"
Visser by coke1221 October 7, 2011
A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.
Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?
Vissed by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

vissenbjerg

Vissenbjerg is the city for the biggest hustlers and thugs. its known for the motorcykelgangs and the sales of weed on the streets, dont talk shit in Vissenbjerg if u dont want to get beat'n op
These Vissenbjerg C Guys are LIIIIIIT, so much gang shit

Vissenberg 

someone hoe likes fishing on mountains and has gray hair and a grey beard. he is also a biologie teacher
Fucking ring ring ring...
Person: What are you doing
Mr Vissenberg: Just fishing on a mountain while teaching biologie
Vissenberg by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

vissenbjerg

A place more dangerous than you could imagine, its filled with top tier hoes, but you gotta get theough the “Vissenbjerg thugs” first.
It yearly brings the most dangerous people from all “Fyn” to the city festival, “Røverfest” this is known to be the most dangerous city in all Europ while the festival is happening.
Guy 1:Bro, i just began writing with this hawt Vissenbjerg hoe

Guy 2: step carefully bro, if you mess up, she gonna send the Vissenbjerg thugs after you, and then you dead.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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