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(v): To masturbate in university buildings.
"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"
Visser by coke1221 October 7, 2011
Words you can keep
Dutch word for any man with an underdeveloped penis who doesn't shower frequently enough.
Susan, how did your date go?

Horribly! The guy seemed OK, but then when we went back to his place, he turned out to be a visser!
Visser by Zaphod Beeblebrox III February 2, 2010

Sean Visser 

a fun, potsmoking, hung-like-a-gigolo, great guy. usually prefers big boobs and big asses (more cushin for the pushin), and loves making love to the short ones. This sean is overwhelmed with all the boobs in the world that it starts to drive you crazy. this sean also loves tite pussys and loves to get blowjobs. suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone. this aint no one way street ladies.
sean visser likes ass, tits, and most of all pussy(preferably tite).
Sean Visser by kingdingaling306 December 9, 2010

Stephan Visser 

A Greek god with a huge heart and huge penis. A perfectionist and perfect in every way.
Stephan Visser by MysticReader August 15, 2022

Blake visser 

Blake visser by shitface23789 April 25, 2023

Viser Grip 

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.
"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"
Viser Grip by Sugar33 May 17, 2008
Lotus Exige

Of, relating to, or arising from one's mental or spiritual being: inner, interior, internal, intimate, inward. Slang gut. See body.
Derived from or prompted by a natural tendency or impulse: instinctive, instinctual, intuitive.
Riding in the Lotus Exige can only be described as a Visceral experiance.
visceral by scbeachgirl August 31, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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