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(v): To masturbate in university buildings.
"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"
Visser by coke1221 October 7, 2011
Words you can keep
Dutch word for any man with an underdeveloped penis who doesn't shower frequently enough.
Susan, how did your date go?

Horribly! The guy seemed OK, but then when we went back to his place, he turned out to be a visser!
Visser by Zaphod Beeblebrox III February 2, 2010

Sean Visser 

a fun, potsmoking, hung-like-a-gigolo, great guy. usually prefers big boobs and big asses (more cushin for the pushin), and loves making love to the short ones. This sean is overwhelmed with all the boobs in the world that it starts to drive you crazy. this sean also loves tite pussys and loves to get blowjobs. suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone. this aint no one way street ladies.
sean visser likes ass, tits, and most of all pussy(preferably tite).
Sean Visser by kingdingaling306 December 9, 2010

Stephan Visser 

A Greek god with a huge heart and huge penis. A perfectionist and perfect in every way.
Stephan Visser by MysticReader August 15, 2022

Blake visser 

Man with overly large horse cock.
Blake visser by shitface23789 April 25, 2023

Viser Grip 

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.
"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"
Viser Grip by Sugar33 May 17, 2008
Lotus Exige

Of, relating to, or arising from one's mental or spiritual being: inner, interior, internal, intimate, inward. Slang gut. See body.
Derived from or prompted by a natural tendency or impulse: instinctive, instinctual, intuitive.
Riding in the Lotus Exige can only be described as a Visceral experiance.
visceral by scbeachgirl August 31, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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