Vissed

A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.

Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

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visted

When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.

Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.

by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010

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visued

To get fucked over by your employer because they don't care about anything but themselves.

Ted had tickets for the game tonight but got visued into working.

by Hugs and kisses xoxo October 27, 2015

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Vised up

To put visine (or any kind of eye drops) in your eyes after smoking weed. Takes away the redness.

I thought that cop would notice my red eyes, but I was all vised up, so there was no problem.

by Misssexyness October 27, 2011

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Visser

(v): To masturbate in university buildings.

"Did you just visser in the 1000 seat auditorium?"
"Yes, yes I did"

by coke1221 October 7, 2011

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vissenbjerg

Vissenbjerg is the city for the biggest hustlers and thugs. its known for the motorcykelgangs and the sales of weed on the streets, dont talk shit in Vissenbjerg if u dont want to get beat'n op

These Vissenbjerg C Guys are LIIIIIIT, so much gang shit

by GANGAGNGganggabnggagagagagagag August 20, 2018

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