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When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.
Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.
visted by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010
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Vised up 

To put visine (or any kind of eye drops) in your eyes after smoking weed. Takes away the redness.
I thought that cop would notice my red eyes, but I was all vised up, so there was no problem.
Vised up by Misssexyness October 27, 2011
A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.
Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?
Vissed by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

white-a-vised 

having a white complexion.
Europeans are a white-a-vised race.
white-a-vised by uttam maharjan February 5, 2010
He drank so much he got vished
vished by Uncle mikey December 1, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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