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Vassell
A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.
Vassell by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017
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vissell • vessells • Vishelle • Vassell • Visella • vismelly • visselman • diparius vassell • the Vessello Cycle
the Vessello Cycle
is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.
Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.
Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.
Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.
Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.
Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
the Vessello Cycle by WOW57 December 2, 2009
vessell
look at that dudes vessell
vessells
A descendant of great gods, born for one purpose, to fornicate with all females and create a super race. The men that bear this name are royalty and should be treated accordingly. Beware of the beast in the pants of these men, for they spit uncontrollably at times. Worship and praise anyone that carries this name.
diparius vassell
Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.
diparius vassell by Matt Atkin May 9, 2005
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