vipking 

the great vipking
he is a top g and is very smart.
ayo.so/vipking

vipking the great

vipking by vipkingo1 May 5, 2023

Techno Viking 

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

vikingur 

an oriental douche.
He is very loud and annoying.
He thinks he is a player but he really isnt and girls havent found out about his tiny dick yet.

He thinks he is all that but he is just a typical asian, he can't see and he builds robots.

Noa: look at that guy. He just walked into a pole while watching his robot go. Wow he is now shouting about it to his friends.
Max: What a vikingur!

vikingur by Cuban Misslie December 19, 2012

Vikings Cup 

The act of filling a woman's vagina with some sort of alcoholic beverage i.e. beer, sailor jerry's, cider, etc. and the lifting her above your head (causing the liquid to pour into your mouth) and screaming at the top of your lungs some sort of intimidating battle cry.

In Vegas it cost 10$ for a BJ, 15$ for a ZJ...if you have to ask how much for a Vikings Cup ...you cant afford it...

Vikings Cup by Techno Viking LCMC November 4, 2012

Vikinglaw 

A wierd norwegian man known for selling overpriced items in games and paying people with the money to ban them.

Wow, one of Vikinglaws minions banned me for no reason. I spent so much on the game :c

Vikinglaw by PeePeeMan109 June 11, 2020

Vikings 

Vikings were Norse or Scandinavian raiders and seafarers. From the late 8th to early 12th centuries they raided wide areas of Europe and also established many governments, and trading networks. The Vikings were known for their ferocity and sailing ability. The word “Viking” does not describe the Norse or Scandinavian people as a whole, but rather it describes the Norse or Scandinavian men who went sailing and raiding.

The vast majority of Viking raiders were male, and the main reason they originally started their raiding was because they wanted to acquire women from foreign lands for sex and marriage. Viking men would return from their raiding with large amounts of women that they had kidnapped. Polygyny was common, so rich and powerful Viking warriors had many wives and concubines.

Apart from Europe, the Vikings had activities in faraway regions such as North Africa, and the Middle East. There is also ample evidence that Vikings had colonized parts of North America. The Vikings have had an undeniable impact on the course of world history.

Vikings were known for their ferocity in battle. They would often defeat their enemies, and then steal their women.

Vikings by Ivar the Boneless August 3, 2019

Vikingitis 

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

Vikingitis by Tom Kra January 7, 2020