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Dude, I don't care... I'm Vinging
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red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012
monkey vining
v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.
To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:
Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?
person two:
Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?
person two:
Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
monkey vining by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008
red vining
when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus
as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.
angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.
angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:
john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft
2. pick-up exchange at gay bar
john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft
2. pick-up exchange at gay bar
john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
red vining by eciffoeht December 5, 2012
virgingity
Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you?
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
virgingity by jsababy August 24, 2008
Vineing
The process of making a short video with the app Vine. It's like the app twitter, when you are using it, you are tweeting. IT IS NOT SEXUAL. It's a social network.
Vineing by waterpoloanon May 27, 2013