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Victoriaed 

Verb. The act of getting missed by a leader for work collection or distribution.
Haha! You got victoriaed
Victoriaed by namey9089 January 19, 2021
Victorien is so sexy
Victorien by Edouardlakeh January 31, 2018

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."
Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

French military victories 

The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.

French Military Victories 

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.
Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?

French military victories 

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.
The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.