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vibratosis 

the act of believing your cellular telephone is vibrating when in reality it is not
"You getta text?"
"I thought I felt it buzz, musta just been vibratosis."
vibratosis by Leviathan1213 October 30, 2008
Words you can keep

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis 

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008

De-vibrators 

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
De-vibrators by El domarino July 4, 2014

Rabbit Vibrators 

Multi-functional vibrators, designed with a "clit stimulating" Y-shaped top (hence the rabbit reference.) Other functions include a rotary-style pearl stem with additional anal stimulator.
"Dammit Dane! You have to buy me the Rabbit... It's Samantha's favorite toy on 'Sex & The City'."
Rabbit Vibrators by Thelma M.-C. January 30, 2004

Rabbit Vibrators 

bucket of bunnies on various appliances
bucket of rabbits on washing machine

Vieretosis 

A mutually profound enlightenment experienced by two or more people simultaneously.
Following the A Tribe Called Red show we were all left looking at each other, wide-eyed, in a state of vieretosis.
Vieretosis by Lara Bronte March 11, 2017

Vibrators 

A vibrating device that a women shoves up her pussy and uses for masturbation. You can change the amount of vibrations coming from it.
Person 1:what setting do you put your vibrators on?
Person 2: the highest one baby *winks*
Vibrators by Heyyyyyyyyy08 December 2, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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