De-vibrators

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store

"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend

by El domarino July 4, 2014