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The vexpert used pseudo science to alert the masses to a contrived problem we did not know existed in our lives.
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vespertine

In terms of botany, a flower or plant that blooms or is fragrant in the evening.
Flowers that let off a fragrance at night are called vespertine flowers.
vespertine by Heatherrr June 27, 2006

vesperteen

Colin Rigsby

Jesse Cale and Andrew Lee are associated acts, touring members of this group.
Vesperteen is an amazing artist who might have iPad class in his penis still, we aren't sure
vesperteen by Maya Madelyn August 20, 2017

Vespertino 

Nickname for the lower half of the right nipple.
Damn, my vespertino hurts today.

VesperTheGhost 

A Big Bitch Who Is A Bitch on TikTok (vespertheghost_, that_cosplayer_vesper)*Follow*
Also A Bisexual Man that is shorter than AinstuLive by alot
Man 1: is that a bi minecraft player that looks like knockoff Billzo

Man 2: ya thats vespertheghost
VesperTheGhost by AinstuLive March 6, 2022

vexpectations 

Pertaining to how aggravating a particular job, person, locale, or situation is foreseen to be.
Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!
vexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Vespertine

A leisurely, intentional meal taken in the late afternoon—usually between 3:30 and 5:30 PM—designed to satisfy both lunch and dinner. Often accompanied by light drinks, warm conversation, and the slow descent of sunlight.
“We’re doing vespertine today—so no dinner later, just a sunset walk.”
Vespertine by WordJudge April 20, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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