A Fucking Stupid 100 Hour long servey that is "Required" before you Hack or Cheat on a game that disappoints you and blocks you from becoming a hacker and breaking the limits of how much you can progress in your Video Games.

Joe: I can't wait to Finally hack and break the Limit and give myself 99999999999 Coins!
Computer: Please Complete a Survey To Verify that you are Human.
An Eterinity Later...
Joe: I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE ELSE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE AND TO WHOEVER INVENTED HUMAN VERIFICATION SERVEYS...FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVED!

human verification by HeavySquashedMegaTurtle June 10, 2017

Human Verification

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.

Human Verification by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

age verification

A bu**s**t excuse to get your credit-card information.

Anytime a website asks for "age verification" by requesting my credit-card information, I just click out of the page... it's just another potential way for fraudsters to drain my assets or commit identity theft.

age verification by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Active Human Verification

Active Human Verification (A.H.V) was initially developed as a new technology in 2017 to better understand the 'real' definition and value of first party consumer data when using and registering for Video On Demand and other Digital Products and Services.

First introduced off the back of the Facebook Cambridge Analytica scandal to protect consumers and advertisers from potential 'ad fraud'

All of our millions of online members and unique audience are gone through our Active Human Verification process to ensure they are 'real'

Active Human Verification by Tim Vyne August 15, 2018

no human verification

Something every damn website under the sun lies about

"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"

no human verification by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars

I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

verification wipe by V Allen May 12, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026