vendork

Sales entity - person or company unit - not properly educated regarding product or its target audience. The type of person who, when asked in personal life what kind of computer s/he has, would sincerely answer, "a grey one." This same lack of understanding also pervades its approach to sales and support .
The word itself is a simple portmanteau of "vendor" and "dork."

We told the vendork we needing an IT infrastructure for data exchanges and processing of anywhere from 1024 to 65536 terabytes per day with near-instant recall and integration of prior data and faultless backups for data security and he, honestly, suggested we might start by checking IKEA for some sturdy shelves.

by OzoneBoy September 5, 2019

vendor whore

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

vendor trash

An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold.

The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash.

by ACD8K September 30, 2010

Vendorfest

When the majority of people attending an event/festival are the "vendors" so it becomes a Vendorfest.

Vendorfest when other vendors prop up your takings at an event

Mannnn, that was other "Vendorfest"

by Mrs.p.420 May 28, 2023