Veitch {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective
To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.
The following
day, it is
normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their
parents everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!
Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?
Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a
beer. You should have smelt the couch
man.
Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his
parents caught him.
Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.