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You suck a straw out of someone’s arsehole

That’s what it really
by Ziahs May 6, 2023
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Vultching

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012
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veitch

n.
1. Someone who uses unethical tactics to get noticed, in order to manipulate the weak-minded for donations.
John: Charlie veitched YouTube again, he blocked everyone with a brain and deleted their comments!
Tim: Let's thumbs down his videos to warn his retarded fanboys.
by killdec April 15, 2013
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Veitch

Veitch   {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective

To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.

The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!

Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?

Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer. You should have smelt the couch man.

Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.

Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.
by iGoToSPC August 22, 2012
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veitch

verb

1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.
1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"
by cookmesomeeggs August 6, 2008
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Veatch

Verb: To not just go through someone's stuff, but to go through someone's stuff, sort it, and clean it up.
-Dude, You just totally got Veatched.
-Cindy, Stop Veatching me there, It hurts.
by Chris_K. April 30, 2009
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Vetchnard

A carrot used for the purpose of sexual stimulation, often in place of a dildo.
Grandma keeps the carrots in the refridgerator and the vetchnards in the freezer.
by Giant Enemy April 26, 2010
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