veltching

Using velcro to rip off pubic hair

How did you get it so bald did you use veltching?

by pdawgissigma April 12, 2024

Vultching

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.

Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."

by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012

Veitching

The act of beating someone until they are hospitalized and require treatment for a broken back.

Paul is such a dick.... he is in for some serious Veitching tonight.

by big_daddy_g1 August 18, 2008

Gaitan Feltching

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.

Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

by Word on the street May 29, 2017

veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.

I'm going to give you a good veitching.

by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014