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The act of violent or angry dry humping. Often with a younger or even underage partner.
Mike: ¨so do you think I should vultch with this 16 year old, or just get high?
Vultch by the skeezer May 12, 2010
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vultch • vultcha • Vultching • vulch • Vulching • vulcher • vutch • valtcho • veltch • veltching
verb, short for 'to vulture'. when a guy scopes out the drunk girls left at the end of a party, and corners them.
'look at tyrone, he totaly vultching on that blond'
'yeah he gonna get lucky tonite!'
vultch by x-qwiz February 10, 2006
I'm just going to vultch here on the sofa until you get back with the beer.
Vultch by Wierdly Strange August 20, 2011

Vultching 

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
Vultching by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012

Lunch Vulch 

- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.

The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.

They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"

If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.

The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"

In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"

The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.

They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.

This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"

P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"

Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"

TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)

(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)

Eric - "We're SCREWED"

Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"

TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"

But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
Lunch Vulch by SchwingSchwongByah October 9, 2011
A Haitian that seen a love one die and still follow that path.
His older brother was a pot head that got shot. He a vulcha
Vulcha by Dirtboi6 June 11, 2018
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