Definitions by Chris_K.

School Van 

A Mini-Van, usually a piece of shit Chevy Astro, that the more "special" kids take to get to school. Very much like a Short Bus.

Look at them special kids riding that school van.
We Are....CHILDREN OF THE SCHOOL VAN.

School Van by Chris_K. April 10, 2010

Janiced

When someone talks so much and over-explains something to the point that you can't focus anymore. Or think. Or hear. And your head hurts.

We got Janiced so bad in yesterday's meeting, I don't even know what to do for the next meeting.
Janicing someone can end up using a lot of cell phone minutes.

Janiced by Chris_K. November 30, 2009

Veatch 

Verb: To not just go through someone's stuff, but to go through someone's stuff, sort it, and clean it up.

-Dude, You just totally got Veatched.
-Cindy, Stop Veatching me there, It hurts.

Veatch by Chris_K. April 30, 2009

Jukinated 

Verb: To get yelled at, like at school.

-Brian just totally Jukinated that guy.
-Once, Brian Jukinated a middle schooler so much that his head exploded.

Jukinated by Chris_K. April 30, 2009

Bachelor Breakfast 

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.

Bachelor Breakfast by Chris_K. May 8, 2008

Fauxtism 

A fake diagnosis of Autism.

Oh My Gosh, That guy can't really have Autism. He too good at sports. He must have Fauxtism, just to get sympathy.

Fauxtism by Chris_K. January 13, 2008

Phuck

A way to write the word Fuck.
I guess it looks a little Greek-sounding.

Phuck? Is that A Greek word?

Phuck by Chris_K. November 15, 2007