valtcho 

To fail at life, or to be a total loser.
If no body likes you, and you're extreamly ugly..
you just might be a Valtcho.

Wow, thats so valtcho of you.

valtcho by Chanel Howe June 19, 2008

Valthos 

A lonely man who doesn't have many friends. Usually plays video games past the age of 20, this is because he lacks social skills. Normally a virgin until a very old age as they have no confidence with woman, generally an ugly person. After the age of 18 hair loss starts, receding hairlines are common with this person.

Look at that Valthos in the corner on his own.

Valthos by Dignitas Loco August 14, 2010

valthorens 

Generally regarded as the greatest graphic artists alive. They are quiet beings who value simple things in life such as the xbox 360. Their artistic skill is shown in the bedroom where women can simply not handle the pleasure by theirself and usually need back up from other girls. Valthorens are commonly in bed with up to 14 women at any given time.

"Oh my God! it feels so good it hurts! I need to ring mandy for help! This valthorens is sooo good!"

valthorens by Lee Price May 8, 2008

Valthoraxe 

An Anti-social neutral evil Xbox Player who finds enjoyment in peoples pain.

I hate Valthoraxe he server mutes people for having a fun time

Valthoraxe by pliftu October 10, 2021