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velching 

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.
I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.
velching by VelcherKing June 15, 2018
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people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk
Man, everyone was vulching spots at the gym today
vulching by yogagirl7 October 18, 2012
Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.
Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
Vulching by Cosmobob August 18, 2014

vetching 

Vetching is when a man cums in another man's asshole and sucks it back out.
Dude, I was vetching my boyfriend last night and I think he liked it.
vetching by randomman686 December 6, 2016
Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.
Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!
Vulching by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011
People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.
"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."
Vulching by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013