velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018

vulching

people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk

Man, everyone was vulching spots at the gym today

by yogagirl7 October 18, 2012

Vulching

Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.

Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.

by Cosmobob August 18, 2014

vetching

Vetching is when a man cums in another man's asshole and sucks it back out.

Dude, I was vetching my boyfriend last night and I think he liked it.

by randomman686 December 6, 2016

Vulching

Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.

Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!

by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011

Vulching

People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.

"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."

by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013