vetching

Vetching is when a man cums in another man's asshole and sucks it back out.

Dude, I was vetching my boyfriend last night and I think he liked it.

by randomman686 December 6, 2016

Veitching

The act of beating someone until they are hospitalized and require treatment for a broken back.

Paul is such a dick.... he is in for some serious Veitching tonight.

by big_daddy_g1 August 18, 2008

veitching

To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.

Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.

I'm going to give you a good veitching.

by James Jamerson-Jones August 5, 2008

velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014

Veitching

An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.

"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"

by m-tang August 18, 2008

Vitching

the internet dynamic of drawing attention to ones life by through U-tube videos and or Facebook posts of an announcement of a potential or existing malady, not necessarily life threatening. An effort to draw attention to and honor ones life. The term dedicated to a musician from Hastings on Hudson New York, an early pioneer of the dynamic.

"Charlie" decides to make his own vitching documentary video in which he vitches making veiled references to his potential demise.

by UNGRACEFUL GOODBYES July 23, 2011

velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

by VelcherKing June 15, 2018