Vetchnard 

A carrot used for the purpose of sexual stimulation, often in place of a dildo.

Grandma keeps the carrots in the refridgerator and the vetchnards in the freezer.

Vetchnard by Giant Enemy April 26, 2010

verchard 

An amazing and caring person, he is loyal to everyone that is loyal to him, if you find a verchard you are very lucky because they are down to the earth for you and will do anything for anyone he calls his friends or family, he is also intelligent and cute he doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he will always be there for you when you need anything, and will always have your back on anything.

Jessica: hey who is that guy!

Monica: oh that’s verchard he is new here isn’t he cute!

Jessica: Yes he is, can’t wait to actually be friends with him!

Monica: be careful don’t hurt him.

verchard by TheUnknown! November 23, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004