velch

The mixture of lubricant, semen and feces that accumulates on the penis after anal activity.

Joe: Dude, Tammy let me stick it in her ass last night!

Josh: Really? That's awesome!

Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward

by chalupafish September 3, 2013

velch

To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.

Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.

by Jest Magazine March 20, 2005

Velcro Ass

The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.

Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.

by YunChop January 13, 2018

Verch

Virtual merch, as in the metaverse

Check out my sick roblox verch

by candyfranklin317 January 21, 2023

Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

velcromonkeys

A twitch streamer that does many different types of games such as Minecraft and Jackbox

Velcromonkeys went live on Twitch

by thechilldylan November 20, 2020

velcroholic

Compulsive or excessive wearing of velcro shoes.

"You do know you're a velcroholic?! What makes you think they'll let you on this year, look they're watching you!"

The staff at the ice rink had clocked the only man to be sitting down and unlacing his skates, replacing them casually with velcro sneakers.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022