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velocirex 

Speed King.
An asshole who likes to drive/ride over and above the legal speed limit.
Juan Manuel Fangio was a friggin Velocirex.
velocirex by velocirex November 27, 2019
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Velocirapstar

Noun, slang

Not a velociraptor with a sense of quality music, as the name might suggest, but a girl singing high pitched karaoke. Often used as a mating call.
"Wow, those screeches must come from a nearby velocirapstar. We better get out of here before it tries to mate with us."
Velocirapstar by Please:Don't May 19, 2014

Velociraptor 

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.
"I met a velociraptor"
Velociraptor by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor 

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.
Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!
velociraptor by rossdwp March 10, 2009

Rotational Velocidensity

Rotational velocidensity affects all audio files encoded with lossy compression. These include mp3, aac, and ogg.

The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of bitrate in files. A lossy audio file will lose an average of 12kbps a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.

Examples:

SATA HDD: ~12kbps
IDE HDD: ~15kbps
SCSI HDD: ~7kbps
DVD: ~16kbps
CD-R/RW: >21kbps

This can be overcome by compressing audio using lossless formats such as FLAC, APE, or TTA. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will sound the same right now as they will in 10 years.
Josh found some old MP3s he used to listen to in high school. But was disappointed when they had degraded from 256kbps down to 64kbps due to Rotational Velocidensity.
Rotational Velocidensity by muza November 28, 2011

sexual velociraptor 

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.
Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl
sexual velociraptor by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017

velocirapist 

(n.)
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur [[rapist that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous Period. Smaller than other dromaeosaurids [like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same [anatomical features. It was a [bipedal, [feathered [rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped [phallus, which is thought to have been used to [rape its [prey.
A turkey, huh? [OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocirapist. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the rape comes. Not from the front, but from behind, from the other two rapists you didn't even know were there. Because Velocirapist's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated rape patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable phallus. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular [like a lion, say... no no. He pounds at you here, or here...
velocirapist by Neon Hotsie December 18, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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